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It Just Wokes (8th September 2023)

Courtesy of Maddi! (maddisonbaek) Courtesy of Maddi! (maddisonbaek)

"I made that expression"

Howdy hey, Jelly here again! Back to stir the pot (very timely Game Jam '23 reference) and serve up a piping-hot bowl of fanart! Today's showcase includes the following content warnings: dragon ass, imminent vore, extended channification, extremely minor Xenoblade spoilers, and gender transition (which is also channification, if you think about it).

Now that we've gotten that out of the way... back to what the fans really want. More of The True Anderson Stare.

Courtesy of Adros! (adros_88948) Courtesy of Adros! (adros_88948)

"First ever fanart I made - ever. Hope I didn't miss the fanart of a fanart of a fanart... chad dragon daddy bandwagon"

God DAMN, such puffy cheeks!! Welcome to the community, Adros, happy to have ya'.

Courtesy of Uncredited Artist-chan! Courtesy of Uncredited Artist-chan!

"greetings fellow astronauts"

And yet, there remain puffier cheeks to discover amongst the stars.
I think I'm not at all biased when I say Uncredited Artist-chan is one of our best and brightest - it's good for the soul to see new art from them.

Courtesy of Harmva! (harmva) Courtesy of Harmva! (harmva)

"Since joe finally transitioned I decided it would be a good opportunity to draw genderbent version of joe’s dragon persona
I hope you don’t mind me gender bending joe mama"

Whuh-oh. Seems like things are gettin' a little hairy out there. We should split while we still can, chat.

Also courtesy of Harmva! (harmva) Also courtesy of Harmva! (harmva)

"Joe dream fan art hope you like it"

Now here's the real question: was the wing sauced? If so, what sauce did Joe's subconscious select?
Anything other than buffalo parm is wrong, but knowing Joe that wouldn't be her first mistake.

Courtesy of SuckMyElbows! (suckmyelbows) Courtesy of SuckMyElbows! (suckmyelbows)

"She might be on the bigger size but she is my waifu."

Hey chat - what flies, but has no wings? It's Star-chan, everyone's favorite spacious, salacious, star-faring spaceship!
...It's nice to see someone else get depicted near a garbage can for a change.

Also courtesy of SuckMyElbows! (suckmyelbows) Also courtesy of SuckMyElbows! (suckmyelbows)

"Still does vore if you ask them."

Traipsing through treacherous territory necessitates tough trans-portation. Tried and true, Star-chan tramples trials thick and thin - trust.

Courtesy of Zerstoren! (zerstorenhv) Courtesy of Zerstoren! (zerstorenhv)

"'Airlock exploits' this, 'parts of your ship floating 100 km in the distance firing despite all logic' that..... can we please talk about the gunfeel? Why is nobody talking about the gunfeel?"

Zerst named this file "not to play into stereotypes but someone had to make the joke."
Make of that what you will.

Courtesy of Jelly! (jelly386) Courtesy of Jelly! (jelly386)

"Like a customer service smile you can never take off - it's the compulsory people-pleaser Forced Into Accepting Every Quest-chan!"

I'll be the first to admit that "FIAEQ-chan" doesn't really roll off of the tongue like some OTHER acro-named chans we've come to know and love, but I am nothing if not committed to the bit.
With that said: feel free to pronounce it "Fike-chan" or just call her Fia. I had a lot of fun designing her, so I hope you love her as much as I do!

Courtesy of Fefedefefessle! (fefedefefessle) Courtesy of Fefedefefessle! (fefedefefessle)

"AFFINITY CHAN'S REDEMPTION!"

(1/4)
A vision - I see it! Extremely minor spoilers for Xenoblade inbound!

S T I L L Fefedefefessle! S T I L L Fefedefefessle!

"Aka Shimano voice: I KNEW YOU WOULD ASSOCIATE AFFINTIY-CHAN WITH FAITOW, and I KNEW YOU WOULD BAN ME FOR PRE-EMPTIVE CHANNING, but you see this was all a part of my plan - MY MACHINATIONS LAY UNDETECTE-
Ft. AI the somnium files reference."

(4/4)
Well, speak of the acronym and she shall appear, I suppose. Any day with Faitow is a good day, if you ask me. The perfect chan to round out our Chan Block for the week.

Courtesy of Marik! (marikbentusi) Courtesy of Marik! (marikbentusi)

Back to Stahfield! Don't you just hate when a bad plan comes together? I think we've all had an impulse purchase like this at some point in our lives.

On an unrelated note: Marik and I have been going back and forth on the gun designs in this game for a while, and I gotta say - as pistol aficionados, we are NOT impressed. You can do better than this, Todd.

Courtesy of Sam And Thank You Very Much Kay! (samandunintellectual) Courtesy of Sam And Thank You Very Much Kay! (samandunintellectual)

"Funny mining laser does funny things"

You thought we were done with chans? NEhehe! That was a LIE!

Courtesy of 4G-LTE! (4glte) Courtesy of 4G-LTE! (4glte)

"mario"

(1/2)

Still 4G-LTE! Still 4G-LTE!

"mario"

(2/2)
I adore that expression in the last panel, reminds me a lot of Nichijou. Another delightful chan to ACTUALLY round out our Chan Block, and a catalyst for many things to come!

Courtesy of PiggyWiggy! (piggywiggy) Courtesy of PiggyWiggy! (piggywiggy)

"this PSA was sponsored by the "Woke and Woke Agenda""

For more information on how to reacquire the ability to shoot giant laser guns, consider joining the Joseph Anderson Discord Server.

Courtesy of Highlaw! (highlaw) Courtesy of Highlaw! (highlaw)

Oh, to be an intensely-rendered intergalactic spacewoman with a giant laser gun.

*sigh*

A chan can dream, chat. A chan can dream.

Courtesy of Luna-Panda! (luna-panda#5994) Courtesy of Luna-Panda! (luna-panda#5994)

"Write something funny here later"

I like to think that being an Essential NPC is an in-universe aspect of Bethesda games. A rare power acquired by a precious... many?

Courtesy of Hope! (hopehajime) Courtesy of Hope! (hopehajime)

"https://uquiz.com/Sk1bbM

A world-famous Twitch user ChimerasNotGoats once said, "We should play "Rabi-Ribi chat message" or "Dujanah chat message". So today we're going to be doing exactly that! I have picked Amazing Cool Very Awesome Quotes from both Rabi-Ribi's and Dujanah's Twitch chats to create the Hardest Guessing Game Ever. This is like "Pie or Anus", but you get Anus every other turn.
What's the prize for completing this trial? More quotes, of course -- each result description but one includes a score and a very special quote that is bound to make you laugh and/or get me in someone's blocklist!
So why don't we start?"

We're getting a little avant-garde with the finale of this week's fanart, but it's a special one-time gig so don't get too excited. UQuizzes have been a long-standing JADS traditions for eons now, so it was only a matter of time before a personalized one rolled around.

You know what else is special, despite not being a one-time gig? Our lovely fanartists and their immaculate art! As always, thank you for your submissions. Your boundless creativity and ambition are the hallmarks of the Nasapunk genre.