"The cutout survived the cliff™ This was Nodja's idea."

Pushing through the doors of the lodge, Anderson was met only with more mysteries. The lodge itself was empty, and behind the counter at the front desk was a carboard cutout of... himself. He remembered this day; he had just published his long awaited novel, "The Wizard and the Dragon," and had some cheesy merchandise made to celebrate the occasion.

The realization made his legs buckle. Long, long ago, before the Voting Game, before chans, before even Actraiser... he had been a writer. How could he have forgotten? He stumbled weakly through the halls of the lodge.

Originally seen at Not Only Was It Alan (28th October 2023)

"I unburrow out of my lurking cave to celebrate a year of excellent streams and community memes. And what better way to celebrate with the totally not ruined hobby of card collecting! So here is the spoiler season of the card set….. Legend of the Settled Dragon!!

Seriously, more than a year ago I joined the community and during that period I was thinking about making some drawings to commemorate some of my favorite streams of 2022 but I didn't have the time to finish them. Thanks to Latty for motivating me by presenting me with the JASB cards! As most of the drawings I already made fit perfectly in the new banner.

I took a break to make a few designs, a few terrible jokes and well here we are. It varied a bit from the current format so please don't expect the cards to look like this if they are ever imported to page, I just have so much fun with them c;

I really appreciate being a weeb with all of you, including you, Joe. Now with your permission I'm going to burrow and continue my fight with the gig economy. cheers!"

Cheap plastic crinkled under Anderson's foot, a strange sound to hear in the middle of the woods. Reaching towards the noise, he found a pack of collectible trading cards labeled "Yu-Gi-Joe! Legend of the Settled Dragon." The definition of "manuscript page" was certainly being stretched, but there was no denying that this was one of them.

Opening the pack, he quickly flipped through to the final card - the only one which would actually be of any value. A holographic Jams of Greed greeted his avaricious eyes. The Red Presence gazed through him.

Originally seen at Not Only Was It Alan (28th October 2023)

"the mental image was too funny not to draw it"

Ah yes, the REAL indie farming sim: hardware repairs.
You know who else cultivates a rich lifestyle through hard work, dedication, and technological manipulation? Our lovely fanartists! Thank you, as always, for you endless skill and creativity. This is it until uh... some Alan guy Wakes up for something? A little late to bring back Persona 4 stream memes, but who am I to judge the Dragon...

Originally seen at Last Fanart Before the Gigapause (26th September 2023)

"Inspired by Joe's discussion about From Software fanboys in the Lies of P streams, I made my first ever piece of fanart/art in general. Prison Joe."

You CRITICIZE Fromsoft? You criticize Fromsoft without using throwing knives during every Elden Ring boss? Oh! Oh! Ban for streamer! Permanent ban for streamer for Ten Entire Seconds!!!

Originally seen at Last Fanart Before the Gigapause (26th September 2023)

"Here's a fanart of Joe as a mix between enemies and the protagonist from lies of P. No joke, no funny haha, just thought it would be cool."

Hey Chrome? This fucking rules.

Originally seen at Last Fanart Before the Gigapause (26th September 2023)

"Sanest Joe fan. It had to be done. I can’t believe I had to download a picture of a fursuit to draw this. Anyway what will sell out more, Joms teddy bear or Joe pillow?"

Furries will forever stand as a testament to the indomitable will of the human spirit. Imagine going outside in a full mascot costume for HOURS and not dying of heat stroke. I sweat buckets if it's a little too sunny out! It's just not fair.

Originally seen at Last Fanart Before the Gigapause (26th September 2023)

"There is a chan inside of every one of us"

Of course, every furry has their limits, I assume. If you (yes, YOU) would like to get in touch with your Inner Chan, feel free to pop into the Joseph Anderson Discord Server and start chatting in dragons-den. You should see results in as little as one Brisket Guilty Gear pfp change.

Originally seen at Last Fanart Before the Gigapause (26th September 2023)

Sure, you might be imbued with the Literal Touch of the Divine... but, uh...
Alright I'll be honest, I've never seen or read Lord of the Rings. I can't riff with no material, folks. Maybe I'll take a walk and think on it for about 70 pages.

Originally seen at Last Fanart Before the Gigapause (26th September 2023)

"since the boss is now past tense I tweaked the ending a bit with different voicelines"

(This is the past-tense version. Go join Marik's discord or something for the non-tweaked version)
Clearly, the true reason that Joe was able to One Trip the final boss was that he didn't buff his weapon and activate his True Gameplay Power. Let this be a lesson to all aspiring mirror-match bosses in the audience: don't discount the intimidation factor of applying a subtle-yet-stylish elemental buff.

Originally seen at Last Fanart Before the Gigapause (26th September 2023)

"In case if the game jam showcase will never happen.... Here's an entire Joe boss sprite animation that got cut out because of the deadline. Enjoy the horror."

Hey remember the Game Jam?

Originally seen at End of Starfielgelion (20th September 2023)