"esuoM yekciM"

Howdy hey, sleepy Jelly here, once again in charge of the JanArt showcase - whether you like it or not. Content warnings for today's showcase include: questionable copyright infringement (you're looking at it), preemptive merchandising, and 5% damage weapon buffs.
But that's just a buncha pseudo-legal mumbo-jumbo if you ask me, boss.

"Sanest Joe fan. It had to be done. I can’t believe I had to download a picture of a fursuit to draw this. Anyway what will sell out more, Joms teddy bear or Joe pillow?"

Furries will forever stand as a testament to the indomitable will of the human spirit. Imagine going outside in a full mascot costume for HOURS and not dying of heat stroke. I sweat buckets if it's a little too sunny out! It's just not fair.

"There is a chan inside of every one of us"

Of course, every furry has their limits, I assume. If you (yes, YOU) would like to get in touch with your Inner Chan, feel free to pop into the Joseph Anderson Discord Server and start chatting in dragons-den. You should see results in as little as one Brisket Guilty Gear pfp change.

"the frog part hates being the anus"

Kay here, summoned by Jelly: Thank you so much paddle for drawing this, I'm glad to see it in art form.
That boss really was incredible to watch, hypnotic.

(I have been SO proud that everyone immediately began to refer to them by that.)

"since the boss is now past tense I tweaked the ending a bit with different voicelines"

(This is the past-tense version. Go join Marik's discord or something for the non-tweaked version)
Clearly, the true reason that Joe was able to One Trip the final boss was that he didn't buff his weapon and activate his True Gameplay Power. Let this be a lesson to all aspiring mirror-match bosses in the audience: don't discount the intimidation factor of applying a subtle-yet-stylish elemental buff.

"When your weird cousin comes over and you have to share your stuff with her"

Listen, I know what it looks like, but consider the following evidence:
- Both have 5% Weapon Buff True Gameplay Powers.
- Both are tended to by plot-relevant waifus imbued with the power of a vital energy source/plot device (Io/Sophia).
- Both of them are adjacent to robot maids (2B was the other option if Trash-chan didn't get chosen).
- The Morb de Resistance: both of them have their sights set on glowing pink butterflies.

""Chatter Who Said Something Kinda Dumb And Not Well Thought Out And That Is The Message Joe Reads" - Chan"

Remember to properly cite your sources during online arguments in Twitch chat, so as to ensure that the Dragon and his Chat do not verbally eviscerate your unfounded opinion. If you make sure to properly attribute your sources, you may get off easy when the Mods delete your message for containing a link.

"Inspired by Joe's discussion about From Software fanboys in the Lies of P streams, I made my first ever piece of fanart/art in general. Prison Joe."

You CRITICIZE Fromsoft? You criticize Fromsoft without using throwing knives during every Elden Ring boss? Oh! Oh! Ban for streamer! Permanent ban for streamer for Ten Entire Seconds!!!

"Here's a fanart of Joe as a mix between enemies and the protagonist from lies of P. No joke, no funny haha, just thought it would be cool."

Hey Chrome? This fucking rules.

Sure, you might be imbued with the Literal Touch of the Divine... but, uh...
Alright I'll be honest, I've never seen or read Lord of the Rings. I can't riff with no material, folks. Maybe I'll take a walk and think on it for about 70 pages.

"the mental image was too funny not to draw it"

Ah yes, the REAL indie farming sim: hardware repairs.
You know who else cultivates a rich lifestyle through hard work, dedication, and technological manipulation? Our lovely fanartists! Thank you, as always, for you endless skill and creativity. This is it until uh... some Alan guy Wakes up for something? A little late to bring back Persona 4 stream memes, but who am I to judge the Dragon...